Imperium Provides Military Foreign Aid to USA

-- Imperial News Service

The Ministry Of State Security ( M.O.S.S. ) has provided some limited aid to the US Military; by responding to two specific request from the Imperium's "macro" neighbor-nation.

The Veterans Administration Hospital ( Harry S. Truman ) located in Columbia, MO, USA has collection points for the deposit of donated cell-phones; which will be shipped to the US troops stationed / deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The CommiCzar personally hand-delivered no-less than nine ( 9 ) cell-phones (which were no longer of any use within the Imperial Family and Government) to the Columbia, MO VA Hospital; with a "Special Note of Thanks" attached to each of the nine cell-phones.