Sunday, October 14, 2007

Imperium Creates 'Bug Board' - Investigates Possible Biohazards

The Ministry Of Science-Technology [ M.O.S.T. ], in full support and cooperation with the Ministry Of State Security [ M.O.S.S. ], announces the establishment of the government funded Research & Developement [ R & D ] facility:
Biological Operations and Administration for Research and Developement [ B.O.A.R.D. ];
which will be a Bio-Lab operated and staffed by "Student Scientist", who will engage in research of lower scale biological agents [ common germs ], and the developement of effective counter-measures to these bio-agents.

M.O.S.T. and M.O.S.S. acknowledge that Student Scientists of B.O.A.R.D. have already embraced the standard preventive measures endorsed by the majority of the macro scientific and medical communities, regarding the following bio-agents which B.O.A.R.D. Student Scientist have been
able to successfully cultivate, study, and record the data:

[1] Salmonella enteritidis [ salmonellosis / gastroenteritis / "food poisoning" ]

[2] Trichophyton mentagrophytes [ "athletes foot" fungus ]

[3] Streptococcus + AS, throte [ "strep throat" ]

[4] Escherichia [ E. coli ]

[5] Infectious Mononucleosis [ Epstein-Barr Virus / "kissing disease" ]

[6] Other similar categories of bio-agents to be introduced

NOTE: All R & D is conducted under strict supervision;
provided by both "macro" and "micro" authorities.


Although the above listed bio-agents are regarded as "common germs"
[ a.k.a. controllable / lesser virus and fungus ] by the majority of western
industrialized "macro" medical and scientific communities, due to the easily
accessible means of prevention and / or elimination of these agent's effects;
the Imperial Government undertood the need to establish the Bio-Lab so
as to provide a controlled enviornement for future studies, and as such
agreed to sponser and support the Student Scientist of B.O.A.R.D. when
first approached with a request for the needed operational funding.

The Imperial Government further states that all of the individuals and
any of the infrastructures of B.O.A.R.D. are in no way meant as a means
of expanding or exploiting the potentials of any of the above mentioned
bio-agents; and that any and all research and developement [ R & D ] that
is conducted in the Bio-Labs is for pure scientific purposes only.
Lord Imperator ~ CommiCzar

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